#shorter than me

[twomanyfandomshelp]

Send this to my friend because I got her hooked on Percy Jackson, and so I then proceeded to ask her where she is (she’s currently reading The Sea of Monsters). This was the following text conversation.

SPOILERS FOR THE SEA OF MONSTERS

Okay, you’ve been warned

She also sent me this TikTok:

She’s clearly on the right path, considering it’s book two and she’s already shipping Percabeth (I’m gonna ignore that she spelled it wrong). I had to hold myself back from spoiling that Tyson didn’t really die, I’m gonna let her enjoy that twist. When she first started the book we had a whole conversation about how much she LOVED Tyson and I had to resist the urge to say “Oh sweetie, this is gonna be an emotional roller coaster for you”. Also, I’m incredibly excited to see her reaction to Grover in a wedding dress tricking Polyphemus. She really loves Grover too, so she was super stressed that he was in trouble. Also, she’s basically my Grover. Super duper close friend, super sweet, will cry if insulted, but also incredibly brave and smart and understanding and comforting and constantly underestimated because she’s small and sweet. I love her so much. How has this just turned into me ranting about how much I love my friend? I’m gonna stop now.

Anyways, enjoy my pure delight at discovering that there is in fact a Guinea pig emoji 🐹 He kinda looks like a mouse but he’s cute and I love him. I have dubbed him Perseus Jackson Junior or PJ squared for short (for obvious reasons).

Have a fantastic day and, as this friend likes to say, be silly! 🙃

[lrndvs]

compliments from girls go hard

[kitsxne-reboot]

Waaahhh I’m eepy

[verocitea]

Behold, the truth.

[spectvs]

witch hat atelier trailer!!!! witch hat atelier trailer!!!

[waywardstation]

Look for anything (or anyone) that could be familiar

For part two:

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🔼 for Ingo to find Emmet

🔽 for Emmet to find Ingo

[notherpuppet]

Messy sketchy of AU besties 📻 🥀

[s0fter-sin]

thinking about the way ghost doesn't hesitate to start killing shadows when graves betrays them but soap only takes one hostage

you can almost hear the voice in his head telling him it doesn't have to be this way; they can still talk it out

"i'm calling shepherd"

his first instinct when confronted with betrayal is to play it by the books: to go up the chain. that goes against everything we've seen him do. he bucks authority at every chance except for the one time he's confronted with the barrels of his allies' guns

he wants a peaceful resolution; for the first time we've ever seen, he doesn't want violence to be the answer. there has to be another fix, a solution that doesn't end with him killing the same men he's been working with; his friends

nothing's happened yet

it doesn't have to go this way

but ghost has been betrayed before. he knows the way this ends; either with him six feet under or his enemy

he doesn't hesitate

it's only when they knock alejandro out that soap shoots; when they spill the first blood and cross a line they can never come back from

only when ghost orders him to run and he has to cover his retreat

and somewhere along the line, between civilians’ screams and taunting voices, between his shaking breath and ghost steady in his ear, that naivety is stripped away; his trust turned to teeth that he uses to sink into throats of men he'd have given his life for

"be careful who you trust, sergeant; people you know can hurt you the most"

he's learned the price of trust

just like ghost did

but unlike ghost, he has someone to guide him through the aftermath

"good advice, It"

[turtletoria]

the krampus incident from the book of bill if it was out of character and stupid

[krysmcscience]

Narilambs your goat

Get adopted, idiot

[mitchmotch]

day 16 of 30 min monday sketches w @revalito! i watched sk8 the infinity recently :)

[brainworms-all-night-long]

Oil puddle boy, get colored like an oil puddle...

Used this contextless screenshot of Boom Tails as a pose reference because it spoke to me and I could not refuse its call, very Ninecore

[virtualplushy]

the fact that going for a walk to clear your head actually helps is soooo fucked up

[steamclouds]

When your soon-to-be husband is a (lore-accurately sized) drow

[allpiesforourown]

Okay guys I have an extremely important post to make.

Firstly, Shen Yuan in his old life. I firmly believe Shen Yuan was 5'6 and here's why.

Average men's height (both worldwide and Chinese) is 5'7. Shen Yuan would not care that he's one inch shorter than average bc that's too small to care about.

Now imagine an au where he does not transmigrate into shen jiu, and the system half-assedly just makes a model using his old body. BUT this is a fantasy setting where all men are absurdly tall and all women look like models.

Speaking of models, most professional models are very tall:

So here's Shen Yuan, a man who has never cared about masculinity that much before, all of a sudden surrounded by:

Luo Binghe (6'2)

Yue Qingyuan (6'2)

Liu Qingge (6'1)

Shen Jiu (6'0)

AIRPLANE (5'9)

Many of Binghe’s love interests (5'9)

And then him.... (5'6)

All of a sudden "one inch less than average" is very embarrassing for him (and very adorable to everyone in love with him)

[muirmarie]

jim being canonically the shortest one of the triumvirate is genuinely so important to me lmao, like yesssssss, let that beefy babe be shorter than both his boyfriends!!!!